More Motrin Than a Moose Can Handle...

Hmmmm...Where do I begin...Oh yeah! OUCH! OWWWIIIIEEEEE! DAMN IT!

Ok, so I am going to try my hand at posting on the big blogger board. I want to let you in on what goes on in The Moose's Den of Exeter. So, henceforth in the Den we go... What is going on today? Well I'll FREAKING TELL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...The pain, the agony of defeat. You may wonder why someone may go screaming into the night in pain. Is it because "THE ex" broke his heart, and now he is having a corporate "one on one" with God while trying to walk to Cleveland. No, that's not it. Maybe, a Fraternity Pledging activity where a certain Moose-like creature was too gung ho and sprained his ankle beyond the point of walking and had to have Elvis and Colonel Sanders haul him back. No, not that one either. Hmmm... What else is there. Maybe the bizarre pre-Music Man injury where I tripped on one step out the door (yes dear "sister", I fell and tripped on one step too). I rolled my ankle so bad I went into the air and came down on my school bag and knee. Ouch, that hurt like hell, actually aggravated the bad knee, and in the end, was just uncomfortable. But this, this is something so unholy, that I am sure the Judas, Brutis, and Cassius are suffering some form of this in hell... SCIATICA. Sciatica as defined by Webster's is "Pain along the sciatic nerve usually caused by a herniated disk of the lumbar region of the spine and radiating to the buttocks and to the back of the thigh." Ok, pain, first of all...that's not pain, but 'MOTHER F*CKING PAIN.' And yes, the pain is radiating down my ASS and making my upper leg and groin feel someone is stabbing it with an ICE PICK. Other days it feels like God smiting my groin; funny, I find it almost poetic in a f*cked up Catholic sort of way. So where does this leave me? Hmmm, well this is the sort of pain and inflammation that Motrin 800 hardly dents, and tyenol, what's that? That don't do sh*t! So, officially, I am ruining my stomach lining and kidneys trying to numb that pain, that really isn't being numbed at all. So, now what? This Lovely problem is now just pushing me more to the Left. I couldn't work if I wanted to with this problem, not like you can find a good job anyhow.

Canada is looking good from here...

The Moose